Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Stellar Magnitude
Monday, April 06, 2009
Too much NO
Q: Watson and Crick walked into a pet store. There were three dogs in three cages: one on the right, one on the left and one in the centre. They bought the one in the centre. Why?
A: It was the central dog, mah.
Q: Why do med students produce so much NO during exam time?
A: Because of the shear stress.
Q: Which of the salivary glands is the most boring, and why?
A: The parotid glands. Because they are totally serous.
Q: Why are zymogens so typically male enzymes?
A: Because they are turned on by cleavage.
Q: Why do you need the help of DNA Polymerase I to understand my jokes?
A: It's capable of nick translation.
A: It was the central dog, mah.
Q: Why do med students produce so much NO during exam time?
A: Because of the shear stress.
Q: Which of the salivary glands is the most boring, and why?
A: The parotid glands. Because they are totally serous.
Q: Why are zymogens so typically male enzymes?
A: Because they are turned on by cleavage.
Q: Why do you need the help of DNA Polymerase I to understand my jokes?
A: It's capable of nick translation.
Tag!
In Days Of Yore
- September 2006
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The Scones
- Aaron is in NUS Science
- Alan is in NUS accounting
- Benjamin is in NUS Med
- Caroline is in Cornell
- Christine is in NUS Med
- Daniel is in Melbourne Med
- Daryl is in NUS Med
- Denise is in NUS Med
- Jishan is in Oxford Biochem
- Joanne is in NUS Science
- Jonk is in NUS Med
- Kai Rui is in Monash Med
- Kevin is in UNSW Law and Commerce
- Li Feng is in NUS Med
- Marc is in NUS Med
- Marcus is in NUS pharmacy
- Michelle is in Melbourne Commerce
- Nicholas is in Jesus College Cambridge Med
- Paul is in NUS Med
- Sarah is in NUS FASS
- Sergeoh is in NIE
- Soon Hoe is in NUS science
- Wei-Liang is in NUS Med
- Wei Ming is in NUS
- Yeesen is in Melbourne Med
- Yong Kiat is in NUS Science
- Yun Xin is in London SOP
- Victor is in Johns Hopkins and Peabody Conservatory
- Zhongyan is in NUS engin