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Well actually I came up with love poems for all the girls, but then I figured it wouldn’t be very nice, so um, I decided to be nice, and write a new love poem for all of the girls. I wrote it quite late last night, so please pardon me. Here goes:

Oh [insert name here], you’re all grown-up,
Sweet like syrup.
Love you so much I’d say to you, please wake-up,
You look so much better with make-up.

Ah [insert name here], why didn’t you show up?
No no, it wasn’t a mix-up,
For Christmas I so wanted to get you a push-up,
So you could have a shape-up.

Please, [insert boyfriend’s name here], please don’t give me a wallop,
But I’d really love her as a pin-up,
So why don’t you just give her up,
And set the two of us up?

Oooh, I’d really want you close-up,
Rub you all over with ketchup,
Then maybe give you a clean-up,
And that’s just for the warm-up.

So hurry, hurry, break-up,
And let our relationship speed-up.
Then off to the Mediterranean we’ll gallop,
Where I’ll feed you scallop.

I’ve been running, and doing many a sit-up,
Hoping for the night where it all piles up.
Maybe when you go to the doctor for your next check-up,
In your tummy there’s a new pup.

Everytime I want to confess, there’s a polyp,
Deep in my throat, my breath I can’t keep up.
I love you so so much, that’s what’s up,
So please don’t ask me to shut up.

I love you so very much,
Merry Christmas dear [insert name here]!

I read it to my Mum, and she thinks it’s pretty good! Wow. To think it was a five minute cheap poem. I had a very strong impulse to put Denise and Kevin since those two names are so relevant down here. Then again, Plock and Daryl would work pretty well too. Ooooh, I've gotten Denise's and Christine's one done already, whee! Alright, it's time to do some proper stuff, later!