Funny stuff!
For those of you who don't order Reader's Digest (or don't read the jokes):
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On the teacher's birthday, the children brought gifts. The florist's son brought flowers and the candy store owner's daughter gave the teacher a box of candy.
The liquor store owner's son brought a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the liquid and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied.
"Champagne?"
"No."
"I give up," she said. "What is it?"
"It's a puppy!"
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On the teacher's birthday, the children brought gifts. The florist's son brought flowers and the candy store owner's daughter gave the teacher a box of candy.
The liquor store owner's son brought a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the liquid and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied.
"Champagne?"
"No."
"I give up," she said. "What is it?"
"It's a puppy!"
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